Look, I’m not saying the bitch isn’t fabulous. Look at her. Everything about Sharon Stone says “Fabulous Bitch”. The beehive, the feathered “Black Swan” Christian Dior gown, the Kate Middleton eye liner, the fact that Sharon actually looks her age AND looks good for her age, and the little matter of her major Cruella de Vil vibe. I love it all. If you’re Sharon Stone, this is how you come to the Oscars. You douse yourself in eyeliner and feathers and you work the carpet like the professional bitch that you are. I love her.
That being said, it is a little bit too much. Please don’t shank me with your specially made “Original Bitch” shank, Sharon! All of the pieces put together – the liner, the dress, the hair, the face – it’s just a touch too much. I think my biggest problem is with the ostrich feather detail – it’s too big. Just tone that down, and this would be a huge win for Sharon. But seriously, how else is she supposed to roll? Bitches better recognize!!
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